Gag Gift
Retired Parking Permit

(The Gag)
The official parking permit for the Retirement gang. Make your friends and family laugh with this great over the hill birthday / retirement gag gift!
Over the Hill Crotchwasher
The easy way to wash those hard to reach places, the over the hill Crotchwasher is the perfect gag gift for anyone reaching their golden years. As long as it doesn't make you gag to think about it...
Amazing Magic Set
This compact box (8¼"x 13¼") contains 10 easy-to-do tricks, a book of 101 more simple tricks, and a mustache to dress us your act. Includes Penetration Cups, Shell Trick, Snapper, Pop Bottle Trick, Phantom Cards, Coin Catcher, Vanishing Quarter and more. Makes a great gift!
Remote Controlled Fart Machine
The most perfect gag gift in the universe is here! Forget that old, unreliable whoopee cushion. This hilarious and easy to hide Fart Machine responds to the included remote control from anywhere you choose to press that button!
Pecker Meter Keychain
The Pecker Meter Keychain is just what you need when a guy tries to holler at you in your car. Just pull it out and see how he sizes up. Goes from Tiny Tim to Monster Cock and makes a great gag gift, as long as the man measures up...
Shocking Pen
Anybody have a pen? I do! Shock strangers, friends and family with a startling jolt from this novelty pen. Makes a hilarious gag gift or practical joke.





